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The short answer is yes! The long answer is NO, never. The biggest problem is that the missing ingredient to our band is a 63-piece orchestra that will in no way ask to be fed or paid. If you are a member of such an orchestra (note that 62 is too few and 64 too many), ask your fellow musicians if they would be available to cram onto a small stage that could fit no more than 10 people and play loud, crazy music (recall there will be no food or money). If they say yes, then they indeed are nuts and we can't wait to jam out with them. The only problem being our practice room can only have 4 people per the fire code, and we really would hate for them to burn up in the fire we are planning to set (Alvaro needs a new amp). |
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Since you didn't specify exactly where you are from, we will just go ahead and assume that you are likely living in the most remote locations on Earth (Antarctica?, We are pretty big there, so we understand). However, the cold, wet environments do not suit our fragile musician physiques, nor does it help our guitars, drums, and electrical equipment perform at their optimized conditions (i.e. room temperature with a nice deli tray). We were kidding when we said we would do "anything" for our music. We say all sorts of crazy things just to up our "street-cred". Thus, we won't be going to the Republic of Uzbekistan (though we hear they are dying for us to come there), and Kuala Lumpur will never happen (except in my dreams). So, it makes more sense for you to travel to Houston and we have done all the hard work of arranging the flights, minus the money! We promise to rock your brains out and give you a free sticker. If the thought of us rocking your brains out seems a bit grotesque, then just think of the free sticker. Of course, it will be hard to think after you've lost your brain. |
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A: Well, if that is not enough for you, we are stocking up on all sorts of paraphernalia. Get your Liquid Casing brand towels, soap dispensers, carpets (unfortunately, not stain resistant), and extremely-toxic, non-toxic crayons. Our recent addition to our line of products is our Liquid Casing labled envelopes. Nothing says "Here's my late payment, you soul-sucking credit card company", like an envelope with our logo on it. We are in the development stages of a white board that reveals our band name as it is marked. How can your creativity not be super-charged when you are trying to write your idea and all you can read is nothing but Liquid Casing all over the board? If you have any products in mind that need our name on them, just tell us and we'll do it. We don't care if the product is safe or not. In fact, the more product recalls there are, that just means our name gets more visibility as it is plastered onto the news. |
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